I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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