wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I think I am morally bankrupt
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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