Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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