I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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