Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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