We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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