are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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