he shaved USA in his pubs
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dignity is for republicans.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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