Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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