Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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