Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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