come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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