I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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