Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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