he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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