Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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