You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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