Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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