Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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