My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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