Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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