she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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