You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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