Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
