scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
