Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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