You work out of a Hotel?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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