That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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