Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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