just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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