WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
