Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
40s are totally the cure
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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