Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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