Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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