yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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