stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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