That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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