i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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