I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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