so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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