Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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