i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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