love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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