Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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