maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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