Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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