i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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