fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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