i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You're like the curious george of whores
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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