"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
They are going to name an STD after you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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