So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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