It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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