All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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